{"id":2,"date":"2016-11-21T00:04:57","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T00:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2017-05-27T18:05:33","modified_gmt":"2017-05-27T18:05:33","slug":"god-hates-cartoons","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/index.php\/dvds\/god-hates-cartoons\/","title":{"rendered":"God Hates Cartoons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/index.php\/product\/god-hates-cartoons\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/GHC.png\" alt=\"ghc\" width=\"187\" height=\"257\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Over an hour of outrageous fun! The first ever collection of its kind, \u201cGod Hates Cartoons\u201d brings together some of the best names in alternative comics today. The stellar lineup includes Jim Woodring (Frank, The Book of Jim), Tony Millionaire (Maakies, Sock Monkey), Kaz (Underworld), Sam Henderson (The Magic Whistle, Humor Can Be Funny), Ivan Brunetti (Schizo, Haw!), Mark Newgarden (Garbage Pail Kids, B. Happy), Walt Holcombe (Poot, King of Persia), Tim Maloney (Cat Head Theatre, Underwear Girl) and Lance Myers.<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/diaper.jpg\" alt=\"diaper\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Ivan Brunetti &amp; Tim Maloney \u201cDiaper Dyke and Captain Boyfuck\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nToo sick and twisted for Spike &amp; Mike! The wacky adventures of America\u2019s sickest odd couple&#8211; earth-loving lesbian Diaper Dyke and her boy-loving roommate, Captain Boyfuck. Based on characters from Brunetti\u2019s popular comic, Schizo, you can sing along with the catchy theme song as our two heroes look for their butt plugs, talk about preemies, and bitch at each other!<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/duckling.jpg\" alt=\"duckling\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Sam Henderson \u201cLonely Robot Duckling\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nPoor little lonely robot duckling. All he wants is a friend. A friend who will love him and be his good buddy, and who will have fun with him! Our hero, the Businessman, can&#8217;t resist those watery metal eyes and agrees to let this mechanical menace take him on a spree!<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/sniffy.jpg\" alt=\"sniffy\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Walt Holcombe \u201cThe Courtship of Sniffy LaPants\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nAnyone who\u2019s had unrequited love will have a soft spot in their hearts for Sniffy LaPants, the awkward but lovable star of this touching cartoon. Sniffy falls in love with the Crazy Lady in the Well, but does he win her over? You\u2019ll have to watch the cartoon to find out.\u00a0<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/nuzzle.jpg\" alt=\"nuzzle\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Kaz \u201cSmoking Cat\u201d, \u201cNuzzle\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nNuzzle\u2019s bought a bag of strange potato chips! A cat takes up an oral vice! These two vignettes are taken from Kaz\u2019 popular newspaper strip \u201cUnderworld,\u201d and showcase the usual crowd of losers, perverts, low-lifes and freaks that make it so worthwhile.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cht.jpg\" alt=\"cht\" width=\"100\" height=\"74\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Tim Maloney \u201cTestikl\u00e9s\u201d, \u201cMy Friend God\u201d, \u201cCat-Head Theatre\u201d<\/b><br \/>\n\u201cTestikl\u00e9s\u201d stars the beautiful, but disobedient Greek horse graced by the largest balls ever seen in the animal kingdom. \u201cMy Friend God\u201d features our superhero, God, in a fight to the death with the evil Bunny. And \u201cCat-Head Theatre\u201d is everything you can dream of when it comes to felines and Shakespeare. The Bard himself would be proud!<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/gutsman.jpg\" alt=\"gutsman\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Lance Myers \u201cGutsman\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nIntroducing Gutsman: he\u2019s a hero who would just as soon slice you up as lock you up! When he confronts his nemesis \u2013 also armed with a scalpel \u2013 things get a little out of control. Chock full of body parts, Gutsman will have clenching your guts in laughter.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/maakies.jpg\" alt=\"maakies\" width=\"100\" height=\"79\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Tony Millionaire \u201cMaakies\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nStars of Millionaire\u2019s popular strip come to life in these animated adventures. Drinky Crow, the alcoholic fowl, and his friend Uncle Gabby, the sea-faring monkey, take to the high seas and encounter mermaids, enemy cannon fire, haute cuisine, and the difficulty of catching rats.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cartoons.jpg\" alt=\"cartoons\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Mark Newgarden \u201cCartoons and You\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nNarrated by the soothing voice of Brian Dewan, \u201cCartoons and You\u201d is a delightful explanation of how cartoons work and the dangers associated with them. After viewing this public service announcement, you too will want to \u201cUse Cartoons Responsibly.\u201d<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"16%\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brightredrocket.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/whim.jpg\" alt=\"whim\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" align=\"top\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"84%\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><b>Jim Woodring \u201cWhimgrinder\u201d<\/b><br \/>\nWoodring\u2019s signature character, Frank, meets the moon-faced Whim and his terrifying device, the Whimgrinder. Good thing Frank has Pupshaw, his pet Godling, to keep the danger at bay! This black and white cartoon evokes the surreal animations of the Fleischers, but with an eerie touch only Jim can provide.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over an hour of outrageous fun! The first ever collection of its kind, \u201cGod Hates Cartoons\u201d brings together some of the best names in alternative comics today. 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